Catch 

Roll up at the bar, yo, it’s ladies night 
I’ve got a dame in sight, got to play it right 
And she’s smiling at me and the flames ignite 
When she stops and says, “You’re the player type” 
Naw, baby… You crazy 
I’m not the type to just flat-out game ya 
I’m lying… Don’t blame me 
You don’t know me, girl? I’m famous 
Am I really? Who really even knows? 
I rock the freshest clothes and talk about my shows 
When I’ve got it in the bag, bring the convo to a close 
When she stops and says that her name is Rose 
Okay… Don’t care 
Let’s just… be fair 
It doesn’t really matter, there’s no future to this 
But the next two hours of mutual bliss 

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
Turn her over, make her moan 
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
If she hollers, let it go 

I love cougars, they love me back 
I keep them up all night like insomniacs 
And I’m on the track for a heart attack 
I mean, I work so hard that her bed frame cracks 
Hot damn, man, she’s got cams 
All over her room, I pop a grand slam 
She said, “Say my name” and I called her Pam 
She said she prefers when I call her ma’am 
She’s 52, but her tits are new 
And she doesn’t waste her time French kissing you 
And she really don’t mind assisting you 
And they all come equipped with a fist of lube 
This is new, and she’s hard to tame 
And she’s wild in the sheets, and I’m hard the same 
And I can’t explain the happiness 
When I think that she don’t even know my name 

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
Turn her over, make her moan 
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
If she hollers, let it go 

Patty cake, patty cake 
I’ll make sure Patty aches 
I’ll give it all it takes to make sure Patty’s leg gon’ shake 
Patty cake, patty cake 
I’ll make sure Patty aches 
I’ll give it all it takes to make sure Patty’s back gon’ break 

I love cougars, I can’t deny 
‘Cause they don’t play coy or act all shy 
If you ask what they like, they’ll tell you quick 
‘Cause you don’t play games with a horny chick 
They’re cougars, man, they have to mate 
Don’t have to act cordial or go on dates 
Just hit the breeding grounds when it’s sort of late 
And the girls all see you as cougar bait 
They’re all hungry and ready to strike 
Don’t have to worry about picking which one you like 
‘Cause the truth is man, at the end of the night 
One more shot and they all look alike 
So you line the shots up, and slam them down 
Time I got up and looked around 
And I found some cougars and picked a row 
And said, “Eeny, meeny, miney, mo” 

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
Turn her over, make her moan 
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo 
Catch a cougar, take her home 
When you get off in the zone 
If she hollers, let it go