Joystick
I used to have a girl… or so I remember
Until the day on the 10th of November
Picked up a game, then I stopped calling
Came over to my place and she wouldn’t stop bawling
And I was like, “Oh… Hey”
She was like, “… That’s all you have to say?
I waited for hours, you never showed up
And my family’s in town” I was like, “So… what…
Come on girl, I had a clan war”
She’s like, “This game… I won’t stand for”
I said, “Dang, I hope you’ll reconsider”
Started spewing tons of promises I knew I won’t deliver
She said she’d stick around, there’s one stipulation
“Throw away the game, with no hesitation”
She said, “If you don’t, I really will leave”
I’m like, “Sorry, baby, I just Prestiged”
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
I used to have a job… I vaguely recall
Back in the days that I battled with Thrall
Used to show up to work, couldn’t wait to sign in
Always on the clock, turned my daily line in
I’d neglect assignments… Never hide it
Heroic dungeon crawl, could wait to fight it
And dive in, now, I’m dead-set on
Finishing my dailies, had my headset… on
I’m shit talking my whole noob group
A ninja from the other day stole my loot
And I’m trying to get busy and my boss walks in
And says he “better not find my ass clocked in”
I’m like “Oooh… I guess I’m in trouble then”
He’s so mad, his blood starts a bubbling
“You play games and try to get paid…”
I’m like, “Yo, let’s talk later, trying to raid”
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, guess I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, just me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
There’s no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick
I used to have friends… back in the 64 days
Looking back now kind of feels like the Stone Age
Just kids… cartridge in hand
Sunday afternoon, all the carnage was planned
Back then it was a Goldeneye tourney
Prox mine whore, leave they ass on a gurney
I got double kill, you got frantic
You got lemmings… Ha… F******
He said, “Man, fuck you, ass-cock
I’m so mothafucking sick of your trash talk
I got eight… You only got twelve”
I said, “It’s hard for me when you kill yourself
Hey bitch… You ever heard of a ratio?
I can’t hear you while you’re giving me fellatio”
He said, “Fuck you” and got up to leave
So I told him there’s a cliff down the street… (Haha)
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick
Yup… It’s still me and my joystick
My girl gone, so I’ll play with my joystick
All alone, so I’ll play with my joystick
I can’t believe I’m still playing with my joystick
Ha… It’s just me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, yeah, I’ll play with my joystick
It’s kind of sad that I’m playing with my joystick
Haha… Yeah… Awkward
I used to have a girl… or so I remember
Until the day on the 10th of November
Picked up a game, then I stopped calling
Came over to my place and she wouldn’t stop bawling
And I was like, “Oh… Hey”
She was like, “… That’s all you have to say?
I waited for hours, you never showed up
And my family’s in town” I was like, “So… what…
Come on girl, I had a clan war”
She’s like, “This game… I won’t stand for”
I said, “Dang, I hope you’ll reconsider”
Started spewing tons of promises I knew I won’t deliver
She said she’d stick around, there’s one stipulation
“Throw away the game, with no hesitation”
She said, “If you don’t, I really will leave”
I’m like, “Sorry, baby, I just Prestiged”
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
I used to have a job… I vaguely recall
Back in the days that I battled with Thrall
Used to show up to work, couldn’t wait to sign in
Always on the clock, turned my daily line in
I’d neglect assignments… Never hide it
Heroic dungeon crawl, could wait to fight it
And dive in, now, I’m dead-set on
Finishing my dailies, had my headset… on
I’m shit talking my whole noob group
A ninja from the other day stole my loot
And I’m trying to get busy and my boss walks in
And says he “better not find my ass clocked in”
I’m like “Oooh… I guess I’m in trouble then”
He’s so mad, his blood starts a bubbling
“You play games and try to get paid…”
I’m like, “Yo, let’s talk later, trying to raid”
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, guess I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, just me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
There’s no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick
I used to have friends… back in the 64 days
Looking back now kind of feels like the Stone Age
Just kids… cartridge in hand
Sunday afternoon, all the carnage was planned
Back then it was a Goldeneye tourney
Prox mine whore, leave they ass on a gurney
I got double kill, you got frantic
You got lemmings… Ha… F******
He said, “Man, fuck you, ass-cock
I’m so mothafucking sick of your trash talk
I got eight… You only got twelve”
I said, “It’s hard for me when you kill yourself
Hey bitch… You ever heard of a ratio?
I can’t hear you while you’re giving me fellatio”
He said, “Fuck you” and got up to leave
So I told him there’s a cliff down the street… (Haha)
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick
Yup… It’s still me and my joystick
My girl gone, so I’ll play with my joystick
All alone, so I’ll play with my joystick
I can’t believe I’m still playing with my joystick
Ha… It’s just me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, yeah, I’ll play with my joystick
It’s kind of sad that I’m playing with my joystick
Haha… Yeah… Awkward