LAN Party
Roll up to the place with my gear in tow
Over to the space that I always go
And though I’m anxious, I grab a spot
And yo, it’s F.U.F., so I take a shot
Sit back, chill, and let it hit me
By the fifth one, I’m feeling real tipsy
Off in the corner, you caught my eye
I had to double take twice, out of sheer surprise
And I was like, “Hey… What’s your name?
And tonight, baby girl… what’s your game?”
She smiled at me, but she didn’t reply
She had something so special that I couldn’t deny
So I said, “Hmm… If I’m the winner
I get to take you out on the town for dinner”
I looked at her, “Well, what do ya say?”
She smiled at me said, “Okay, let’s play”
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
I’m confident… but so is she
She’s acting like she don’t even notice me
And I’m looking at her, I can’t stop staring
She’s looking at the game, and she can’t stop swearing
I’m smiling… I think I’m in love
She looked at me, said, “You playing, or what?”
Picked up the stick, got to aiming
Always was an ace when it came to gaming
It’s a shame, man, that I have to end her
Beat her on down ‘til she must surrender
And render her with a plate of own
And I sit undefeated on my winner’s throne
About that time, got my ass handed to me
As she blasted right through me, and laughed at a noobie
I sat there… just absorbing defeat
She smiled at me, said, “Best two out of three?”
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
Game after game, and drink after drink
And I can here to aim, but I’m thinking of pink
And she’s winking in sync, I’m doing it back
All the other players ain’t gon’ cut us no slack
Now the music is blaring, bumping “Fett’s Vette”
And my nostrils are flaring, smelling nerd sweat
And my shirt is wet, cause it’s hot as hell
And all I keep thinking is, “Where’s the hotel?”
She was thinking it too, she’s ready for action
And this attraction meant satisfaction
So I asked her if she was ready to leave
She smiled at me, said you better believe
So we packed up the gear, started dipping
Got to the room… started stripping
Still sipping that apple Bacardi
And that’s how I met her at the LAN Party
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
LAN Party…
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
LAN Party…
I seen you lookin’ at me at the LAN Party
Roll up to the place with my gear in tow
Over to the space that I always go
And though I’m anxious, I grab a spot
And yo, it’s F.U.F., so I take a shot
Sit back, chill, and let it hit me
By the fifth one, I’m feeling real tipsy
Off in the corner, you caught my eye
I had to double take twice, out of sheer surprise
And I was like, “Hey… What’s your name?
And tonight, baby girl… what’s your game?”
She smiled at me, but she didn’t reply
She had something so special that I couldn’t deny
So I said, “Hmm… If I’m the winner
I get to take you out on the town for dinner”
I looked at her, “Well, what do ya say?”
She smiled at me said, “Okay, let’s play”
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
I’m confident… but so is she
She’s acting like she don’t even notice me
And I’m looking at her, I can’t stop staring
She’s looking at the game, and she can’t stop swearing
I’m smiling… I think I’m in love
She looked at me, said, “You playing, or what?”
Picked up the stick, got to aiming
Always was an ace when it came to gaming
It’s a shame, man, that I have to end her
Beat her on down ‘til she must surrender
And render her with a plate of own
And I sit undefeated on my winner’s throne
About that time, got my ass handed to me
As she blasted right through me, and laughed at a noobie
I sat there… just absorbing defeat
She smiled at me, said, “Best two out of three?”
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
Game after game, and drink after drink
And I can here to aim, but I’m thinking of pink
And she’s winking in sync, I’m doing it back
All the other players ain’t gon’ cut us no slack
Now the music is blaring, bumping “Fett’s Vette”
And my nostrils are flaring, smelling nerd sweat
And my shirt is wet, cause it’s hot as hell
And all I keep thinking is, “Where’s the hotel?”
She was thinking it too, she’s ready for action
And this attraction meant satisfaction
So I asked her if she was ready to leave
She smiled at me, said you better believe
So we packed up the gear, started dipping
Got to the room… started stripping
Still sipping that apple Bacardi
And that’s how I met her at the LAN Party
Remember when I met her, I can’t forget her
Remember thinking that I couldn’t do better
I had to know her… wanted to show her
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
LAN Party…
I fell in love when I met her at the LAN Party
LAN Party…
I seen you lookin’ at me at the LAN Party